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From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 3 2009
Subject: I Heard From a Mutual Friend


That you were into bewbs.  If you'd like to see some, I just broke up with a girlfriend and am rather vehement about getting back at her.  The friend who suggested I send these to you chose to remain anonymous (not the /b/ kind)!


William Manning








From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 3 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend


 hey.. whos this and whars bwebs?


MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]









From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 3 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend


Dear Mr. Cassidy,


This is Will!  We've met only a handful of times, and I wouldn't have remembered who you were had our friend not reminded me.  However, I need to make sure it's you, so if you can just answer a question about yourself.  What color is your hair, and do you wear glasses?  I don't mean to be meddlesome, but I don't want to send ex-girlfriend bewbs to just anybody.


Cheers,

William Manning







 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 3 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

hey this is john cassidy still have no idea.. i have glasses and brown hair. where do i know you from and we are you? 






From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 3 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

Howdy John!

Can't believe you don't remember me!  Ah well.  Well yes, John has brown hair and wears glasses, so that must be you!  Anyhoo, you're most definitely who I think you are!  No other John could possibly have brown hair and wear glasses!

Will




 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 3 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

where's the pic dude? but lol im not who u think i am and where do we know each other form?

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]











From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 4 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 Mr. Cassidy,

I'm sorry, but I really can't send you any photos if you insist on knowing my identity!  I already told you that we do know each other, but our mutual friend wished to remain anonymous, so I can't give you too much info on myself!  However, if you're willing to overlook your inquiries, I would be more than happy to send you pictures!

Cheers,

Will




 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 4 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

dude i dont know you!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]









From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 7 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

Mr. Cassidy,

If you truly feel that way, I guess I'll have to accept it.  However, I can give you a hint that the mutual friend knows something that you did not all that long ago that you ruin you if it ever got out!  Don't worry, this isn't blackmail, nor a written threat.  I'm just sayin'.  So I can ruin you.

Wanna see pictures?

Will








 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 7 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

no i have no idea! what are you talking about and reply faster not every 2 days dude!! i nees you to explaine this whole tging to me now!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]












From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 7 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

My good sir,

I'm truly sorry for not responding promptly enough to sate your curiosity!  It's just that between my job as a night watchman and my court-appointed volunteering at the Center for the Blind and Disenchanted, I have very little time to check my e-mails.  I assure you that I am not ignoring your messages.  You're one of the few people in my inbox who are not pressuring me into enlarging my penis size.  I don't respond to my grandmother's emails anymore because of that.  Your emails are very important to me, as I know a few things about you that I find both intriguing and shocking (if you are indeed John Cassidy)!  However, I was just checking my spam before you emailed me, and I found that your email appeared in my spam folder.  Are you sure you're legitimate?  I don't want to go spilling secrets to a spammer or anybody from South Dakota.  I know far too many people in SoDak to leak any important information online.

Your friend,

Will








 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 8 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 ok.. but im not from sd

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]







From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 8 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

Oh John,

That's great!  My heart hiccuped when you told me you weren't from South Dakota!  Sorry, I'm a rather chatty person!  I was simply wanted which state you were from, originally.  At least it's not South Dakota, but there are some other states that are just iffy.  My second cousin Agatha was assaulted by urban pigeons in Tennessee once.  It was awful.  The news was spread all through my family like spam mail!  Hardly any of my relatives will venture anywhere near Tennessee.  Except my great uncle Earl.  He lives there.  We don't talk to him anymore.

Best wishes,

Will





 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 9 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

u no what stop emailing me because ur a fuckin wierdo sorry if that offendes u but just leave me alone i have no fuckin idea who u r or what the fuck you want so just stop and never tal to me again!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 9 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend


Hey buddy!

I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot, but I assure you that I am not fucking a wierdo!  I have a little too much self-respect for something like that.  Now, I hope we can patch things up, because you are a great, great person with a beautiful mind.  Just your email address alone shows me how clever and creative you are!  Don't worry, John, I'll talk to our friend and see if he can set us up on a date so we can get to know one another.  I'm confident in the fact that you will find me a marvelously agreeable person when you meet me face-to-face!  How does Saturday work for you?  I have to rake my yard in the early morning, but I will be free around noon.  How does lunch sound?

Looking forward to it!

Will




 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 9 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 stop deflecting my question.. where do i know you from?

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]






From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 9 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

John,

Howdy!  Funny weather today, huh?  Winter is such an odd thing.  Anyhow, I'm afraid I can't trust that you won't try to rob my house if I give you my address.  It's not that I don't trust you personally, but I'm a rather distrustful of people, especially when it comes to giving out my address.  I was robbed no less than three months ago, and I expect someone from South Dakota or Tennessee did it.  Their dirty fingerprints were all over the place, but the police never found the thieves.  I hope you don't take it personally, but I'm pretty sure YOU were the one who robbed my house!


Also, if you try to get my address from me, I will have to inform the authorities.  I sincerely hope you are not a thief, but if you are, I say shame on you.  I honestly hope this isn't the case, but I'd really like you to stop trying to finagle secure information from me.  I must warn you, I know the head of the petty theft subcommittee in the police department.



Where do you want to meet up on Saturday?  Is 12:30 good for you?  I have to take my dog in for a pelvic exam at 10:00, after I finish raking my yard, but that should be over by noon.  I'll wear a green sweater with orange cats on it so you can recognize me. 

Will












 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 9 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 dude im not a theif i honestly dont know u so yhea!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]





From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

John,

Do you insist on being difficult?  If you don't want to meet up, that's fine.  I would just appreciate it if you would tell me outright, instead of toying with my emotions.  I am a fragile person, John.  Quite fragile.  In fact, I don't even get enough calcium or iron in my diet, because I cannot absorb Ca or Fe properly, and therefore have very weak bones.  I was once pushed down a flight of stairs by a man in a three-piece suit, and broke seventeen bones in my body.  Do you know how bad it hurts to break seventeen bones at once?  I was in the hospital for two months recovering.  I'll never be able to thrust my pelvis forward like I used to.  My girlfriend Nancy broke up with me because I couldn't even be on bottom, it hurt so bad.  I cried for months afterward.  Now all I can do is buy sex toys online, because I am too ashamed to go into the adult megaplex just a few miles from my house.  The FedEx guy joked about how many times he'd been to my house in the past year!  The FedEx guy laughed at me!  Do you know how stinging that is?  DO YOU JOHN?  DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURT ME AS A MAN?!

Yet you deny me your company for thirty minutes.  We could be best of friends, you never know.  You say you don't even know who I am, so why are you judging me?  If you're scared about meeting someone who makes you laugh, makes you feel good on the inside, then let me tell you this: you shouldn't be scared.  I can show you what it means to have a friend, if only you would open your heart and mind.

Your dear friend,

Will












 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

you know will i believe you need some help i dont know from where or from who but i believe you just have alit of problems.  ok? i honestly have no idea eho you are or where the hell u are so i cabt even meet you for coffee. also who gave you this email? and dont give me bs about an anonomus friend i wany facts so we can straightin this whole thing out amd what were you talkin about pics about?  What are the pics of?  You kniw what surprise me!  Send them my way!










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

Apologize and I will.






 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

for what?

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 GODDAMNIT JOHN DONT FUCK WITH ME I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE







 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 wtf all im askin for is what do u eant me to apoligize for and what do you have on me thats so bad?

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 10 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME JOHN.  IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO FACE SOME EPIC LIFE BATTLES.  I DON'T MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR RENT THIS MONTH.  I MEAN YOUR LEG JUST GOT BROKEN IN SIX PLACES AND NOW YOU DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE A CERTAIN WILLIAM MANNING MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, HAS YOUR GOD DAMNED SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND WILL WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE GOD DAMNED DIGITAL PLANET.  YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING ARE OYU REALKAFY THAT AUFSDCKING DSAFUT ALS:DFH:LAKFJ{Q#IOJ









 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 

how did you get it? n i have my card inmy safe dude u dont have it sorry to tell you that.  now wher are my pics??

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]





 From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 Dear John,

Did I send you any of "your" pictures?  I forgot.  I'm not 100% sure why you're looking for pictures of yourself.  That's rather egocentric, don't you think?


Will












 From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

no but just stop emailing me ok ur hattasing me now and if this continues i will have the cops on you ok? so stop from niw on no more emails and im not john cassidy fool!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

My dear friend,

I am in no way calling you a fool, so the title "John Cassidy Fool" would surely not apply to you!  I'm also unsure what you meant when you erroneously stated that I was "hattasing" you.  I'm sure you meant to spell "assisting," as this is indubitably what I am accomplishing here!  I'm very glad you feel that my assistance is noteworthy, as I try to help people out!

Will




 From: John Cassidy To: William Manning
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

no i meant ur harassing me u fool!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

 John,

How can you say that I'm harassing you?  We're friends!  Do you happen to be Nigerian?  I know that "harass" means "to be good friends" in Tamasheq.  I'm sure this is the case!

Will





From: John Cassidy
To: William Manning
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

dude leave me aline k!! ur crazy!! so stop emailing me!!










From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend
  
When do you want to meet up for coffee?




From: John Cassidy To: William Manning
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend


i dont wNt no cofee get it throufh ud head i dont like u n i dont know yo uur crazy ok.. so leave me alone n im blockin u so u dont bother me Nymore!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]







From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend

Okay, John!  I love you.








 From: John Cassidy To: William Manning
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend


leave me alone bitch!!

MR. CASSIDY  [-_-]






From: William Manning
To: John Cassidy
Date: December 11 2009
Subject: Re: I Heard From a Mutual Friend
  
Your words say "no" but your lovely emoticon says "yes."






Truly a Great Bottle


To a woman advertising a rather large Southern Comfort bottle:


From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: November 19 
Subject: Southern Comfort Bottle


Dear SoCo Connoisseur,


Really?



William





From: Charlene Crawford
To: William Manning 
Date: November 20 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

Are you interested in purchasing this bottle?
It is truly a great bottle, I am 5’5”, and it comes up to my knee,
Biggest bottle I have ever seen!!!

Thank you
Charlene









 

From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: November 20 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

Charlene,

What is wrong with it?

Will









From: Charlene Crawford 
To: William Manning 
Date: November 21 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle


Absolutely nothing.
It is used for display only, they are not sold. They are destroyed.
It is empty and always has been, although it is sealed as the bottles for sale.
It is a Genuine Giant Southern Comfort glass bottle, with all the labels and Southern Comfort embossed on the sides.
It is the real thing, need I say more.

I would be more then happy to meet you somewhere if you would like to see it.

Thank you
Charlene








From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: December 1 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle


 Charlene,

I'm sorry my response time was so latent.  However, I traveled to Louisville to see the Brown-Forman Corp. headquarters, and to inquire about this type of bottle.  Mr. Hotchkins (I believe that is how it is spelled), informed me that these types of bottles are NOT produced by their corporation.  He also advised me not to purchase this from you, as it is most likely a scam, and to inform the police.

Cheers,

Will






From: Charlene Crawford 
To: William Manning 
Date: December 1 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle


Will
Get a grip – don’t even waste your time to entertain the thought that I would believe this statement (I traveled to Louisville to see the Brown-Forman Corp. headquarters) over a $15.00 bottle.
Call who ever you like – you already missed the chance to own this bottle.
The purchaser is a collector and he is/was more then happy to pay me the asking price.
So, get over yourself and your BS.

Charlene




From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: December 2 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

 Charlene,

Well, I must say, I am rather offended.  I in no way intended to hurt your feelings with my last email.  I'm not sure why you do not believe my statements.  We have never met, so how can you claim they are false?  I'm and more than happy for the collector, although I'm sure that when he figures out the bottle is a fraud, he will politely request his money back.  I would be more than willing to show you the letter of verification Mr. Hotchkins wrote for me.

Cordially,

Will





From: Charlene Crawford 
To: William Manning 
Date: December 2 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

 Look, I don't know who you are either, and I'm happy to keep it that way.  IT IS NOT FAKE  Stop emailing me and fuck off.





From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: December 2 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

 Language, Mrs. Crawford, language.








From: Charlene Crawford 
To: William Manning 
Date: December 2 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

FUCK.  OFF.




From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: December 2 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

I found a toothpick in my shoe today.






From: William Manning 
To: Charlene Crawford 
Date: December 2 
Subject: Re: Southern Comfort Bottle

 It sure was lovely. 


These Are Quaklity Mares

Some perverted individual selling a mini-mare or two.















Apparently it is dead.



From: William Manning
To: Rodolfo F.
Date: Fri, Sep 18, 2009
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Hello there!

My name is William Manning, and I am wondering whether your miniature mares are still for sale.  I only need one, and feel that this "Star" will be a great addition to my residence!  However, I am wondering how much space this little one needs.

Thanks!

William





From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Sat, Sep 19, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

well star is for sale with her foal for 1,200 at the moment the colt doesnt need much space at all!

also i have another mini mare bred for a 2010 baby who is all chestnut with a tiny bit of roaning in the rear area!!she is about 3in shorter then star! im asking 1,000 she is bred to the same stallion star was




From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Sat, Sep 19, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Rodolfo,

While the other chestnut sounds attractive, I believe I'm only in the market for Star and foul.  However, if a plausible enough deal arrives, I might be persuaded to take them as a package.  The roaning is really what turns me off from the second mare, as it is not my favorite, aesthetically.  How much space are we talking here?  I have around 90 worth of space for her.

Cheers,

William




From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Sat, Sep 19, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

90 SQFT?? or acres??
 an the roaning is not really noticable itz like 1 spot on here hind leg




From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Mon, Sep 21, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Good sir,

I'm shocked that a reasonably seasoned horse owner such as yourself would even insinuate that I meant ninety square feet!  As we all know, that is nowhere near enough space for any sort of animal, let alone a mini mare!  But I digress.  I am glad the mare's roaning is not very noticeable.  I think I can overlook one small flaw.  What does she eat?

William




From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted
 
well you never know with ppl these days!!

and at the moment they eat a mixture of horse and mule sweet feed mixed in equal parts with steamed rolled oats




From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Hello again,

I'm sorry to keep emailing you.  I would love to call you to talk about these mares, but my prized Friesian Boog was having her hinds cleaned, and she peed all over my leg, which obviously soaked my phone to the core.  Now that I look back on it, it's rather laughable!  At the time, of course, I simply got frustrated, and had to go clean up, so Boog never got her hinds cleaned!  She smelled pretty awful for the next two days, but I eventually got my son, Peckham, to give her a good once-over.  I also agree that you never know with people these days!  I never know what people are feeding their mares, as you have proven to me!  Feeding mares a mixture of horse and mule--what a strange idea.  But hey, if it works for you, I say go with it!

Cheers!

William




  From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

so are you interested still or not??





From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Good sir,

Did I or did I not initially say I was interested?  Come, my friend, use your head!  These are obviously gorgeous animals... Who could not possibly be interested?!

William



  
From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

ok well when would you like to come out and look at them???







From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Thu, Sep 24, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Hello again,

I'm sorry I haven't responded in a bit.  I've been out at my ranch in Amarillo, so I have no access to internet out yonder.  But yes, I would love to look at them.  However, before I make any traveling commitments, I have another make-or-break question.  I've gotten over the coloration on the hind, and am considering purchasing them both.  I am planning on using these mares in my independent, sensual reenactments of classic films.

Have the mares been bred before, how photogenic are they, and are they easily spooked by loud abrupt noises or jerky movements?  You've been so helpful!  Thank you so much!  I'm looking forward to seeing these mares!

William Manning




From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Sun, Sep 27, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

 they are bomb proof horses no spook in them at all!! and yes they are very photogenic i belive




From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Sun, Sep 27, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Hello again!

I was worried there after you did not respond for a few days that you had forgotten about me!  Of course, now that I hear from you, I know that cannot be the case, and verily, I say I am relieved.  However, you did not answer whether or not the horses had been bred.  They are going to be up to their chests in breeding, both with horses and other species, so I want to make sure they have had practice.

Best regards,

William Manning




From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Sun, Sep 27, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

yes they have been




From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

All right, here's what you're going to do:

Bring the mares in separate vehicles.  No trailers, so make sure the vehicles can fit mini mares.  Dress in a non-assuming attire, ie. no hammer pants or flannel.  Oxfords will suffice.  Don't wear sunglasses.  Arrive at my place after dark.  If you see a white Ford F150 out front, that's mine.  However, if there is a green Geo Metro, DO NOT APPROACH THE HOUSE.  That is my wife's.  She should be gone by dark, as she works graveyard shifts at the organic strawberry farm down the road.  I want the mares to be in leather outfits.  If you do not have leather horse outfits to spare, buy some.  I will pay you back.  When you arrive (assuming there are no complications), keep the horses in the car, tether them to my front porch, and walk them out.  DON'T WALK THEM OUT WITHOUT TYING THEM.  I will give you several of my previous videos and payment if this tickles my fancy.  I'm sure someone even such as yourself can follow instructions as simple as these.

William Manning






From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

 i dotn play games mother fuckiner these are quaklity mares and i dnt need a dumb fuck like y ou playing games@!!!!!!!!!







From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Good sir,

This is no game.  This is life, and those are mini mares.  I'm not what you're insinuating, but unless you're some twisted, terrible human being, mare are not games.  Now, I can understand playing a life-size game of chess or checkers or Parcheesi with mini mares and full-size stallions, but I don't feel like you have this in mind.  This, of course, leads me to comprehend your being as twisted.  I cannot believe I am considering purchasing mares from the likes of you.  Games, sir?  Games?  Do you want a "mother fuckiner" like me buying these mares or not?  I'm utterly appalled, and unless you give me an apology right away, I will only purchase one.

Cheers!

William




From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

lol dont make me laugh what is a game is telling me to bring them in leather ect... ect.. and that you might pay me!!!!!!




From: William Manning  
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

I do apologize if I made you laugh.  I don't feel that a serious business endeavor should in any way be a laughing matter!  I'm beginning to become suspicious of your tales.  I'm not thoroughly convinced that you have the mares at all!  Furthermore, my friend, a few simple requests should not, nor should they ever be, considered a game.

Also, I said I might pay you, because I wanted to make sure you held up your end of the bargain!  Of course I intend to pay you if you perform your tasks appropriately!  I am shocked and appalled.  Shocked.  And.  Appalled.

I have hitherto been quite accommodating with you, although I am starting to question the existence of these "mini mares," and I am not thoroughly convinced that you weren't attempting to perform some sick robbery/violation of my person.

But I digress... the mares?

Cheers,

William




From: Rodolfo F. 

To: William Manning 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

 well if you are still interested in my  miniature mares yoy can come see them


  

From: William Manning    
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

 Only if you apologize for being so rude.



  
From: Rodolfo F. 
To: William Manning 
Date: Tue, Sep 29, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

 fuck off you dubm piece of shit




From: William Manning 
To: Rodolfo F. 
Date: Tue, Sep 29, 2009 
Subject: Mini Mare Wanted

Well, that certainly isn't what most believe to be an apology, but if you really, really mean it, I can accept it and go see those lovely mares.

William